Picking up from the previously posted, The Court Martial of Private Harry Speakup, I present this courtroom classic from the Marx Brothers film, Duck Soup.
"I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth or eleven years in Twelveworth."
"I'll tell you what I do. I'll take five and ten in Woolworth." (pronounced "Woolwoith".)
Sam Waterston, eat your heart out.


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