I guess we put this in the category of, "Whatever makes them remember my phone number".
I mean, someone is going to hire this guy because he was a jerk and bully as a kid?
"Bully" is defined as: 1. A person who is habitually cruel or overbearing, especially to smaller or weaker people.
So, this guy was a bully to you as a kid, but, don't worry, because if you hire him as a lawyer he won't try to bully you as an adult (like taking a low settlement offer because that is all the insurance company will offer him short of trial). No, no, perish the thought. He'll be cruel and over-bearing to the small and weak insurance companies, because the same qualities that made him a bully as a kid-being bigger than the other kids, certainly will work now. The insurance companies don't have much money or power.
I thought bullies were cowards who ran when confronted with superior force, because force, or the threat of force, rather than brains, is what gave the bully his power.
Great marketing move, Jeff Zarzynski. Stealing food from cute little girls, extorting money. You had me rooting against you from the second the ad began.


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